Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
Friday, November 26, 2010
With my wife I don't ...
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
http://www.joecasaletto.com/jokes/rodney.htm
Last week I told my ...
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/rodney-dangerfield-jokes
What a childhood I had...
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/rodney-dangerfield-jokes
I tell you, I`m not a sexy guy...
I tell you, I`m not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/rodney-dangerfield-jokes
I`m not a sexy guy...
I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.
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